The Lupis Project
Episode 2: Rejected TLP Titles













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(The Chibi Lupis Project cast dance all around Chicago...just like last time)

LP Cast: "Oma-ke! Oma-ke! Oma-ke! Oma-ke!"

(Chibi LP Cast dance around your computer screen, as Chibi Ragnar throws Chibi Teji against the glass)

Chibi Teji: "Itai...."

(none of the other Chibi's notice)

Chibi Uri: "Okay, why is Reverie even THINKING of making another one? OMG, she's not...gonna...turned this into another...SERIES, IS SHE?!" (she sighs) "Oh well. There can be other things for me to do. So I'll just go I'll just go hit on Chibi Xaden again to piss him off." ^.^ (glomps him)

Chibi Xaden: (already glomped on the ground, then twitches)

Chibi Fia: "So while we are at it-and since Reverie has nothing better to do with her time-we have decided to amuse you with our stupid lists of rejected titles for The Lupis Project. Heaven forbid, because these have nothing to do with the storyline or anything whatsoeever. Like, go figure."

(Reverie enters the scene with a list)

Reverie: "Last time, on 'My Own Prison-"

Chibi Rei: "Wait a minute...Leo...did you forget to bring the list?"

Reverie: "The List...? Wait...I had a list?"

Chibi LP Cast: (nods)

Reverie: (smacks her forehead) "Dammit! Why doesn't anyone TELL me these things?!"

Chibi Orion: "Here, try this. I just added a little bit while I had nothing better to do."

Chibi Aeden: "I wonder why...?"

Chibi Orion: "I sit in a office pushing papers all day, what else am I supposed to do?!"

Chibi Aeden: "I suppose your right."

Reverie: "Whatever." (looks down at Orion's papers) "Ehem...."


~*~Rejected Lupis Project Titles~*~


Reverie: "Well, so far I'm still alive...."


1.) The Pink Bunny Project


Reverie: O_o I'm not even going to ask.

Chibi Orion: "Thanks. Gears made up that one."

Reverie: "Right."



2.) The Reverie Project


Chibi Orion: "Thought you might like that one."

Reverie: "It's lame. And so are this omake."

Chibi Orion: "Really?"

Reverie: "Yes."

Chibi Orion: "Damn. Back to the drawing board."



3.) The Day The Sky Fell On That Stupid Chicken


Reverie: "I questions your intelligence, Orion."

Chibi Orion: "Hey, YOU created me."

Reverie: "Touche."



4.) The Orion Project



Reverie: "Don't you think this is a little, oh I dunno, VAIN, Orion?"

Chibi Orion: "Well, I DID write it. Just go on."

Reverie: "Whatever."


5.) Damn, My Eyes Are Getting Red


Reverie: "Sounds like me."

Chibi Orion: "Yup."

Reverie: "I mean during school."



6.) Help Me, Save Me, Feed Me, Not In That Order


Reverie: "This sounds vaguely familiar...."

Chibi Teji: "Sa~ve me, and fe~ed me. Not necessarily in that o~rder!" =^_^=

Chibi Aeden: "I worry about that man."

Reverie: "Yeah, me too."



7.) The Anime/Real People Project
(This is gay, I know, but bare with me here, I'm running out of options! O_O Is The Lupis Project supposed to be envisioned as Real Life or Anime???)

8.) Gah, I hate this because it's Reverie's sister's lucky number. SKIP!


Reverie: "Hm. Even here no one likes her. Cool!" ^-^


9.) People Die, Make The Dying Stop...Good Thoughts...Happy Thoughts....


Reverie: "Reminds me of a DBZ fanart I saw once. Scary."


10.) There Is No Ten


Reverie: "So there isn't."


11.) No Eleven, Either


Chibi Rei: "I am seeing a sequence, here."

Chibi Orion: "Psh! It's that obvious?!"

Chibi Xaden: "Yes."

Chibi Orion: "Damn!"



12.) Not Even a Twelve, Because That Number is Evil


Reverie: "I say we kill the number 12."

Chibi Rei: "Is that even possible?"

Chibi Ragnar: (kills it with Reverie's Mace-o-Death) "It is now."



13.)
There is a Thirteen, Though!
It's Three AM, Why Is Leo Still Writing?


Reverie: "Because I have no life."

Chibi Orion: "And thus The Lupis Project was born!" ^-^

Chibi Taj: "T'was a dark and stormy night."

Chibi Uri: "Leo was at her computer late at night, so bored she was reading Parasite Eve World WIde Terror's previous posts."

Chibi Rei: "And that was the night I was born! BWAHAHA" ^^

Chibi Bekah: "And what a nightmare that was."

Chibi Rei: "Bekah! Such puns should be considered a crime!" (zaps Chibi Bekah)

Chibi Bekah: "Ow! ...bitch...."



14.) The Really Bad Romance Novel Mixed With Sci-Fi and Horror Project


Reverie: "I guess that one is self explanatory."


15.) The Spawn Of A Parasite Eve RPG Project



Reverie: "Wha...? What the hell is this?!" (tries to look like an angel) "RPG? What RPG?"

Chibi Orion: "Well, I couldn't think of anything else."

Reverie: "That's it! YOU'RE FIRED!"

Chibi Orion: "WHAT?! You can't fire me!"

Reverie: "Why not?"

Chibi Orion: "Because."

Chibi Rei: "Because...I love him!" O_O "Did I just say that out loud...?"

Chibi Aeden: "Oh god...."

Chibi Reuel: "Get...me...out of...here...."

Chibi Fia: (takes out popcorn and chew) "Mph...."

Reverie: "That's it! Shows over!" (pulls down the curtain)

Chibi LP Cast: (dances off your computer screen) "OMA-KE! OMA-KE! OMA-KE! OMA-KE! OMA-KE!"

(your computer screen fades, then crashes)

 

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