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(The Chibi Lupis Project cast dance all around Chicago...just like last time)
LP Cast: "Oma-ke! Oma-ke! Oma-ke!
Oma-ke!"
(Chibi LP Cast dance around your computer screen, as Chibi Ragnar throws Chibi Teji against the glass)
Chibi
Teji: "Itai...."
(none of the other Chibi's notice)
Chibi Uri: "Okay, why is Reverie even THINKING of making
another one? OMG, she's not...gonna...turned this into another...SERIES, IS SHE?!" (she sighs) "Oh well. There can be other
things for me to do. So I'll just go I'll just go hit on Chibi Xaden again to piss him off." ^.^ (glomps him)
Chibi
Xaden: (already glomped on the ground, then twitches)
Chibi Fia: "So while we are at it-and since Reverie has nothing
better to do with her time-we have decided to amuse you with our stupid lists of rejected titles for The Lupis Project. Heaven
forbid, because these have nothing to do with the storyline or anything whatsoeever. Like, go figure."
(Reverie enters
the scene with a list)
Reverie: "Last time, on 'My Own Prison-"
Chibi Rei: "Wait a minute...Leo...did you forget
to bring the list?"
Reverie: "The List...? Wait...I had a list?"
Chibi LP Cast: (nods)
Reverie: (smacks
her forehead) "Dammit! Why doesn't anyone TELL me these things?!"
Chibi Orion: "Here, try this. I just added a little
bit while I had nothing better to do."
Chibi Aeden: "I wonder why...?"
Chibi Orion: "I sit in a office pushing
papers all day, what else am I supposed to do?!"
Chibi Aeden: "I suppose your right."
Reverie: "Whatever." (looks
down at Orion's papers) "Ehem...."
~*~Rejected Lupis Project Titles~*~
Reverie: "Well, so far I'm still alive...."
1.) The Pink Bunny Project
Reverie: O_o I'm not even
going to ask.
Chibi Orion: "Thanks. Gears made up that one."
Reverie: "Right."
2.) The Reverie Project
Chibi Orion: "Thought
you might like that one."
Reverie: "It's lame. And so are this omake."
Chibi Orion: "Really?"
Reverie:
"Yes."
Chibi Orion: "Damn. Back to the drawing board."
3.)
The Day The Sky Fell On That Stupid Chicken
Reverie: "I questions
your intelligence, Orion."
Chibi Orion: "Hey, YOU created me."
Reverie: "Touche."
4.) The Orion Project
Reverie: "Don't
you think this is a little, oh I dunno, VAIN, Orion?"
Chibi Orion: "Well, I DID write it. Just go on."
Reverie:
"Whatever."
5.) Damn, My Eyes Are Getting Red
Reverie: "Sounds like me."
Chibi Orion: "Yup."
Reverie: "I mean during school."
6.) Help Me, Save Me, Feed Me, Not In That Order
Reverie: "This sounds vaguely familiar...."
Chibi Teji: "Sa~ve me, and fe~ed me. Not necessarily in that
o~rder!" =^_^=
Chibi Aeden: "I worry about that man."
Reverie: "Yeah, me too."
7.) The Anime/Real People Project (This is gay, I
know, but bare with me here, I'm running out of options! O_O Is The Lupis Project supposed to be envisioned as Real Life or
Anime???)
8.) Gah, I hate this because it's Reverie's sister's lucky
number. SKIP!
Reverie: "Hm. Even here no one likes her. Cool!" ^-^
9.) People Die, Make The Dying Stop...Good Thoughts...Happy Thoughts....
Reverie: "Reminds me of a DBZ fanart I saw once. Scary."
10.)
There Is No Ten
Reverie: "So there isn't."
11.) No Eleven, Either
Chibi Rei: "I am
seeing a sequence, here."
Chibi Orion: "Psh! It's that obvious?!"
Chibi Xaden: "Yes."
Chibi Orion:
"Damn!"
12.) Not Even a Twelve, Because That Number is Evil
Reverie: "I say we kill the number 12."
Chibi Rei: "Is that even possible?"
Chibi
Ragnar: (kills it with Reverie's Mace-o-Death) "It is now."
13.)
There is a Thirteen, Though! It's Three AM, Why Is Leo Still Writing?
Reverie: "Because I have no life."
Chibi Orion: "And thus The Lupis Project was born!" ^-^
Chibi
Taj: "T'was a dark and stormy night."
Chibi Uri: "Leo was at her computer late at night, so bored she was reading Parasite
Eve World WIde Terror's previous posts."
Chibi Rei: "And that was the night I was born! BWAHAHA" ^^
Chibi
Bekah: "And what a nightmare that was."
Chibi Rei: "Bekah! Such puns should be considered a crime!" (zaps Chibi
Bekah)
Chibi Bekah: "Ow! ...bitch...."
14.) The Really Bad
Romance Novel Mixed With Sci-Fi and Horror Project
Reverie: "I guess
that one is self explanatory."
15.) The Spawn Of A Parasite Eve RPG
Project
Reverie: "Wha...? What the hell is this?!" (tries to look
like an angel) "RPG? What RPG?" Chibi Orion: "Well, I couldn't think of anything else." Reverie: "That's
it! YOU'RE FIRED!" Chibi Orion: "WHAT?! You can't fire me!" Reverie: "Why not?" Chibi Orion: "Because." Chibi
Rei: "Because...I love him!" O_O "Did I just say that out loud...?" Chibi Aeden: "Oh god...." Chibi Reuel: "Get...me...out
of...here...." Chibi Fia: (takes out popcorn and chew) "Mph...." Reverie: "That's it! Shows over!" (pulls down
the curtain) Chibi LP Cast: (dances off your computer screen) "OMA-KE! OMA-KE! OMA-KE! OMA-KE! OMA-KE!" (your
computer screen fades, then crashes)
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