Reverie: (walks onto your computer screen) "This Omake has been rated PG-13 for sexual explicit. I am not sure what that means, so I will go look it up in a dictionary. In the meantime, you will be amused with the lovely beginning of the Omake. Which, by the way, means 'extra.'" (smiles) "Enjoy!" (runs off, laughing menacingly)

(The Chibi Lupis Project cast dance all around Chicago...again, see how old this gets?)

TLP Cast: "Oma-ke! Oma-ke! Oma-ke! Oma-ke!"

(Chibi TLP Cast dance around your computer screen, as Chibi Ragnar throws Chibi Teji against the glass)

Chibi Teji: "Itai...."

(strangely, none of the other Chibi's seem to notice)

Reverie: (runs in) "I FOUND OUT WHAT EXPLICIT MEANS!"

Chibi TLP Cast: (blinks)

Reverie: (holds up a book) "Erherm. Unambiguous, open, clear, unequivocal, overt, plain. Wow, I think it FITS!"

Chibi TLP Cast: (stares blankly)

Chibi Rei: "Dear god, she's been at it with the thesaurus again...."

Chibi TLP Cast: (goes back to the way Omake is supposed to start)

Chibi Uri: "...and it starts all over again. Oh well, since this seems like this is going to be some sort of ritual thing, I'll just go I'll just go kiss on Chibi Xaden again to piss him off." ^.^ (kisses him)

Chibi Xaden: (is kissed, but looks around, confused) "What? WHAT?! Did something but happened?!"

Chibi Fia: "So while we are at it-and since Reverie has nothing better to do with her time-we have decided to kill you...I mean...amuse you with our stupid random acts of insanity."

Chibi Rei: "Wait...aren't they all random?"

Reverie: "Obviously. But you know me."

Chibi Reuel: "Unfortunately."

Reverie: "Hey! I can kill you off! I CAN AND I WILL!"

Chibi Reuel: "You can't kill me! I quit!" (packs his bags and walks out)

All: (blinks)

Chibi Xaden: "Well, that wasn't so random. I was waiting for him to do something like that."

Chibi Uri: (licks Chibi Xaden's nose)

Chibi Xaden: (blushes) "STOP THAT! People are reading!"

Chibi Uri: "Fine then!" (drags him off)

Reverie: "Lemons! OVER THERE!" (points them to the direction of the Land of the Lemon Fics)

Chibi Xaden: (struggles like there is no tomorrow-in which in this case, if Chibi Uri does stop, then he will meet his end) "HETLP! NO! NOT THAT! NOT A LEMON! NOT A LEMON! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!" (is dragged away with Uri grinning and laughing evilly)

All: (blinks)

Reverie: "I think I am losing my random touch."

Chibi Orion: "If anyone knew that Xaden and Uri were going to get together, raise your hand."

All: (raises their hands)

Chibi Orion: (turns to Reverie) "Then you are losing your touch."

Reverie: "Dammit! I need to do something quick or I will be sucked into the Land of Conventional soon!"

Chibi Rei: "Do you even know what 'conventional' means?"

Reverie: "No, but I'll look it up in my handy-dandy thesaurus!"

Chibi Rei: (sweatdrops)

Chibi Ragnar: "You know, while you are at it, you should write a lemon omake for Uri and Xaden."

Reverie: "NO! Absolutely NOT! I will NOT do lemons...without a heavy exception."

Chibi Aeden: "I am afraid to ask."

Chibi Ragnar: "That goes even too far for me."

Reverie: "Well your gonna hear anyway: I need FANS!" O.O

TLP Cast: (stares blankly for a while, then bursts into a mean laughter)

Reverie: "Hey, that hurts!"

Chibi Orion: "And YOU thought that The Orion Project was vain!" ^.^

Chibi Rei: "As if writing her own omake isn't enough vain as you can get!"

Reverie: "That's it! I'm leaving, I won't tolerate this kind of abuse."

Chibi Taj: "Uh-oh, she's walking off with a laptop...that can't always be a good thing...."

Chibi Orion: "Does that mean she is going to write a fanfic?"

Chibi Taj: "If she wants revenge, it'll be a lemon."

Reverie: (returns, waving a sheet of paper in the air) "I have written my first lemon fanfic!" ^.^

TLP Cast: (scared look)

Chibi Bekah: "Umm...so...quickly...?"

Reverie: (holds up the sheet of paper)

Reverie: (looks proud of herself)

Chibi Rei: (twitches) "I hope your happy, MISTER Westwood!"

Chibi Orion: "Not...really. That has to be the WORSE lemon that has ever been written!"

Chibi Bekah: (nods) "I say we burn it!" ^.^

Chibi Rei: "No, I have a better idea!" (zaps it with her powers, and hit's it many times with her psychic crap) "There. I did it with style."

Chibi Bekah: "I bet that's right. I still hate you, though."

Chibi Rei: "Why?"

Chibi Bekah: "Because. Reverie is making me hate you."

Chibi Rei: (curls up into a corner and cries)

Chibi Orion: "Geez, how old are you, Rei?"

Reverie: "DUH! She has the mind of an eight year old, you bozo!" (whacks Chibi Orion with her Mallet-o-Death)

Chibi Orion: (head smashed in) "Itai...."

Chibi Rei: "Why do I feel offended?"

Reverie: "Because...."

(and after an awkward moment of silence....)

Chibi Fia: "I have no lines."

Chibi Ragnar: "Let's keep it that way." (kisses her)

Chibi Taj: "Well, that's just about as random as you can get."

Chibi Teji: (to Reverie) "I hope your happy." -.-

Reverie: "Very!" ^.^

Chibi Rei: "I STILL wonder why all these names start with 'Chibi.'"

Reverie: "For reading pleasure. Plus I like to confuse people."

Chibi Teji: "Well, she succeeds in that. Reverie is the oxymoron of intelligence."

Reverie: "Was that an insult?"

Chibi Teji: "If you want it to be."

Reverie: "Fine then, I will!"

Chibi Teji: "Meep!"

Chibi Ragnar: (starts making out with Fia)

Chibi Aeden: "Jeez, what is up with all these lemon crap in this Omake?!"

Chibi Orion: "It's not a lemon, its a PG-13 thing."

Chibi Rei: "I dunno why, but I am suddenly getting bored of this."

Chibi Taj: "You're right!" (conjures a table and a pole, then does a strip tease)

All: (sweatdrop)

Chibi Fia: "Uh, Teji, don't you think you should be getting him down from there?"

Chibi Teji: "No. I can't do anything if I don't know him."

Chibi Ragnar: "Smooth."

Chibi Orion: "I need some action in my life...."

Chibi Rei: (ties Chibi Orion on a leash with a collar and a nametag) "There. From now on you are now renown as my bitch. You shall do whatever I say and whatnot. You know the drill."

Chibi Orion: "YES MASTER!"

Chibi Bekah: "Since when did Rei get so perverse?"

Reverie: "She's been on life, what do you think?"

Chibi Rei: (drags Chibi Orion off into Lemon Land)

Chibi Orion: (gratefully follows, crawling like a big dog)

All: (sweatdrop)

Reverie: "Did this happen because of hat drawing I did with Orion as Rei's bitch?"

Chibi Ragnar: "Apparently."

Chibi Ragnar: (shutters) "THAT'S IT! Fia, wanna come?"

Chibi Fia: "Why not? It's not like I will ever get a chance to get laid like this again!" ^^

Chibi Bekah: "...that's sick."

Chibi Nickoli: "I don't know why, but I feel jealous." (eyes Chibi Bekah)

Chibi Bekah: (gives Chibi Nickoli a death glare) "Don't even think about it, Chibi Taz."

Chibi Nickoli: "DAMMIT! If there is one person here who deserves to get lucky, it should be ME!"

Chibi Reuel: "...not really."

Chibi Nickoli: "Shut up, YOU! I like you better silent."

Chibi Reuel: "..."

(Chibi Ragnar and Chibi Fia go off to Lemon Land)

Reverie: "I don't like this Omake."

Chibi Aeden: "Me neither. Please end it."

Reverie: "Okay."

Chibi Cast: (walks off the screen)

(what's this? NO chanting OMAKE? Oh well, be grateful)
(until your computer crashes...again)

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